10 minute song
It won’t last too long
I’ll just steal some rhymes
I wrote other times
Don’t crash your bike
It’s not something you’ll like
But you can rent one in Pai
If you meet the right guy
Leaking gas
But this too shall pass
Now I sing
To your nipple ring
I open my eyes
I lose my disguise
That’s all I got
Does this make me hot?
10 minute songwriting challenge on slow boat to Luang Pra Bang, Laos
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Slow boat to Luang Pra Bang, Laos
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Drips of chocolate
Sprinkle cones
A world of flavors
That nobody owns
Wish a wish
And it comes true
Out of darkness
Out of the blue
Look around
You’re bound to find
A different kind
Of peace of mind
Hop in the van
And say your goodbye
To this lovely place
Known as Chiang Mai
But don’t you worry
And don’t you cry
Because you’re headed
To wonderful Pai
You’ll find hot springs and mountains
That reach to the sky
You can trek through the canyon
Buy you some chai
If you make a connection
You can get high
When you get the munchies
Go grab some Pad Thai
I’m the Jester of Amazon
Sing along if you know the song
Dance around if you like the sound
It won’t last long
Pai, Thailand
Audio (published 9 Aug 2022):
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Abandoned, alone
No working phone
I can cry til I die
Instead I strive ahead
When I’m alone, one friend is true
Sometimes he’s black, sometimes he’s blue
Chiang Mai, Thailand
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Swimming birds and flying fish
Close your eyes and make a wish
Cook yourself a tasty dish
Masala spice makes food delish
Embrace your senses
And bow to bliss
Good Super Dave came here to save
The world from Dastardly Dan
He flew from far west, the wind at his chest
Since he’s not your average man
But he soon hit a trap set by that evil chap
An invisible wall in the sky!
But there was no way that would stop him today
He found a small hole to get by
There were more, more, and more of these traps to endure
But Super Dave didn’t turn back
Each challenge he faced, a fear was erased
And a new skill set placed in his pack
At long last our hero reached Citadel Zero,
The hideout of Dastardly Dan
After a chase, they stood face-to-face
But Dave didn’t see Sinister Stan
Stan swung a fist, but Dave ducked and Stan missed
It hit Dastardly Dan in the jaw!
Dave took down Stan, then tied him to Dan
Our hero prevailed through it all!
Dave took some rest, exhaled from his chest
But he knew that it wouldn’t last long
Though he won against Dan and his poor minion Stan,
Evil Evan was still doing wrong