When I find myself in a pandemic,
Dr. Bennet comes to me
With my favorite prescription,
Ketamine

And when I’m in a K-hole
It’s doesn’t frighten me
Because I’m sitting here with
Raqqy B

Ketamine
From Raqqy B
Who’s about
To turn 50
Happy birthday
To Raqqy B

For though we aren’t tubbing
In the year 2020,
At least we still have
Ketamine

Perhaps next year will be different
You’d know better than me
Because you’ve already
Seen 50

Raqqy B’s
Turning 50
We should party
With ketamine
Happy birthday
To Raqqy B

To the tune of Let It Be
Berkeley, California